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七月 23, 2008

最近经常被打鸡血，有的时候是韩国棒子鸡，有的时候是日本女优鸡，有的时候是俄国边界鸡，有的时候是奥运鸡。打了以后我就兴奋的去登录，登录了以后我就是user了（尊称上帝，俗称冤大头），成了user以后我就打字，打在英文里叫generate，大的字儿，英文里叫content，我点了发表，于是网站就有了UGC。

不过打完以后呢，我就蔫儿了，躲在宫门口阴凉地儿自个凉快。网站拿了我的UGC，现在面色红润内分泌不再失调了。那我呢，我下线了，现在叫药渣。

UGC真的是这么产生的么？我倒是无所谓，反正网站拿了我的口水，赚不赚钱是他们的事儿了。不过，能不能有点能赚钱的UGC呢？用户被打鸡血打多了，整天就抻着脖子斗了。

归类于： mock — 美人她爹 @ 1:44 am 评论（0）

一月 16, 2008

靠不住系列

看完《苹果》发现，男人靠不住；看完《色戒》发现，女人靠不住；看完《投名状》发现，兄弟靠不住；看完《集结号》发现，组织靠不住；看完《妈妈再爱我一次》发现，老爸靠不住；看完《新警察故事》发现，儿子靠不住；看完《满城尽带黄金甲》发现，老婆老公靠不住；看完《疯狂的石头》发现，国际高手是靠不住

这几天my.donews不能访问，看来，卖独牛市也靠不住

归类于： mock — 美人她爹 @ 2:02 pm 评论（1）

十二月 23, 2007

哈哈，笑翻了，没见过这么咒自己老板的

半年多没跟别人的blog，今天去看tinyfool跟virushuo的google观察，看见这么一出：

谷歌这个名字的可怕的示范作用，外企都疯了是么？

里面提到：“ZDNet征求来了个中文名字——至顶网”

“至顶”以后，不就是要往下掉么？不知道是那位选的名字，有这么咒自己老板的么？

归类于： mock — 美人她爹 @ 5:39 am 评论（0）

十月 25, 2006

彼岸同学，商机来了！

前段时间风闻的博客实名，看来不是某个领导或者记者发疯，是要真搞了。者名博客“带三个表”和keso都已经开始评论了。等开始实行了，肯定会发生中国博客大规模外逃的事情。而美国必然是他们的首选。

我们现在如果开一个网站，装个WORDPRESS，按白菜价给祖国的blogger们提供优质服务，再活动活动国内的关系，让国内能时不时的访问到（一直能访问我也不指望了），那岂不是赚了？

哈哈，沙子一袋子，金子一屋子！

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十月 7, 2006

三表哥也搞机器翻译

是恶搞的搞.

者名博客“带三个表”昨天写了他用机器翻译软件来作诗，这个倒是新鲜用途。我用了谷歌语言工具来作列农/麦卡特尼的那首诗，结果是这样的：

让他(蓝、激烈)

本人在困难时期,我母亲是玛丽 (啊？！) 智慧讲话,请. 黑暗的时刻,我她面前说的话我智慧,请. 让我们,让我们. 小声说话智慧,请. 当时,人们打破居住在世界同意有答案,请. 即使对短还有机会再有答案,请. 让我们,让我们. 出版有答案,请. 入夜时多云, 还有闪烁着我,亮到明天,让我们. 一出音乐声母亲对我说的话是玛丽智慧,请. 让我们,让我们. 有答案,请. 让我们,让我们, 小声说话智慧,请.

最搞的是“即使对短还有机会再”。

我就不去试雅虎宝贝鱼了，看一种外星文字是难过，难过了还去看另外一种外星文字，就是自虐了。好在三表哥翻译的是歌词，这要是翻译技术文档，出了错可能百八十万的就打水漂了。

另外，以前谷歌语言工具英翻中的时候，至少还是给全句子的，最近忽然开始在句子里留空格了，看的我是一顿一顿的，仿佛在看一只打嗝的鸡在走路。莫非，莫非是追赶丽华体的潮流？

附原歌词：

Let It Be (Lennon, Mccartney)

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

归类于： mock — 美人她爹 @ 1:21 am 评论（3）

九月 4, 2006

Blog translation, KESO:M$ Accuses Sina for Copying

// The following content is translated from top Chinese blogger keso’s blog on M$ Garry’s post about Sina copying M$’s design. I am trying to copy keso’s idea in this translation.

// Update: the original translation was made in a hurry, I fixed some of the bugs, luckily the idea is not affected, all those bugs were just wording issues.

On August 31st, Garry Wiseman, member of Microsoft Live Expo group, in his post, explicitly accusing Sina Post copied the design and graphics of Live Expo’s previous version. The news started to explode after being listed in TechCrunch.

Garry accused sina for stealing (the original post title: “sina.com steals our design and graphics”), and posted two screenshots as evidents. After careful comparison, I found it is hard to tell if designs of the two pages share any similiarity. Besides the pushpin graph and some choice of colors, normal users will probably not notice the relationship between the two sites. In some sense, we may say that IE7 steals Maxthon’s and Firefox’s design; microsoft MSN search steals google search’s design; microsoft local search steals google map’s design. Further more, microsoft steals in a more complete, more substential and smarter way. Sina.com is no way better than microsoft in terms of stealing, it should learn from microsoft on this.

Garry did something indecent today - he even changed his post, the title is changed into “The Sina Story…”, he closed the comment function of the post, and deleted the 20+ comments posted there. Luckily, MSN search, google and yahoo! all saved page caches for us. Garry argued in his update, that the original post was intended to attract the attention to international copyright infringement, and indicate that this was not acceptable. He said, he does not expect much sympathy, and noted “except the common criticism and mocking toward microsoft”

It is quite funny to see a strong man begging mercy in tears. However, I wonder, seeing microsoft making such a fun of itself, whether our Bureau of Broadcasting and Television will step in or not.

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六月 1, 2006

玩家不断在网络上虚拟杀人，可能会冲淡他们对于杀人行为的罪恶感

tinyfool引用记者的话,说”玩家不断在网络上虚拟杀人，可能会冲淡他们对于杀人行为的罪恶感“.那么:

电脑用户不断在电脑上打字，可能会冲淡他们对于打人行为的罪恶感

网虫不断上网,可能会冲淡他们对于当蜘蛛的罪恶感

厨师不断在生活中切菜，可能会冲淡他们对于砍人行为的罪恶感

演员不断在电影中演黄世仁，可能会冲淡他们对于欺压农民行为的罪恶感

修车的不断在路边打胎补气,可能会冲淡他们对于打胎的罪恶感

小朋友在儿童节不断扮演小动物,可能会冲淡他们对于返祖的罪恶感

迪斯尼米老鼠的扮演者不断扮演老鼠,可能会冲淡他们对于偷油的罪恶感

某些记者不断在生活中说谎，肯定会冲淡他们对于骗人行为的罪恶感

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四月 27, 2006